Hi, I’m Marc. Yet you can call me Sir Fartzalot.
Non stop action - party in my pants - and so on. It’s insane let me tell you. Black beans should come with a warning label on the can.
What the heck LOL
welcome… sir Fartzalot.
Welcome.
Once multiplayer is added, remind me not to group with you. 
It seems you will fit in just fine here 
Welcome to the forums
Bacon and eggs are also great for this.
They say if you can fart hard enough you can rip a hole in the space/time continuum. 
Are farts supposed to have lumps in them ? If not I have a mess to clean up… :o
Oh and Hello and welcome Marc999