Fat Level 85s.

So while updating my stash spreadsheet, I noticed a inordinate number of legendary belts are either Girdles or Sashes.

I assume the girdles are meant to restrain the ever-increasing bulk of our heroes. I mean, we run around eating untouched meals and mostly teleporting around. We have to be gaining weight like nobody’s business.

And sashes, well, sashes are known to be light, silk or fabric, decorative, they must just be used to hide muffintops.

tl;dr, add a gym to Devil’s Crossing.

Speak for yourself, my Shadow Strike required years of intense training in the deep mountains of some ninja town and burns away all the energy from any untouched meals which then because the stuff in my pants that I can throw at mobs.

Think of the girdle like a lifting belt. It keeps your guts from blowing out when carrying all that booty.