So while updating my stash spreadsheet, I noticed a inordinate number of legendary belts are either Girdles or Sashes.
I assume the girdles are meant to restrain the ever-increasing bulk of our heroes. I mean, we run around eating untouched meals and mostly teleporting around. We have to be gaining weight like nobody’s business.
And sashes, well, sashes are known to be light, silk or fabric, decorative, they must just be used to hide muffintops.
tl;dr, add a gym to Devil’s Crossing.
