So you think RNGesus hates you? Check this out!

In the distance you hear a reverberation, an Ohhhhhhhhhm, barely noticeable at first but steadily gaining volume as the seconds tick past. Suddenly the voice of what could be nothing but a bona fide, actual living Pope booms forth:

Remember, my child:

As the voice stops speaking you feel a lightness of spirit, a will to carry on, undaunted, and an assurance that The Dice will roll your way in time - this blessing falls upon you and surrounds you as the OhhhhhhHHhhhHhhhhhhhHhhhhhm slowly fades off into the distance again until nothing but the hum of your computer remains.

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