you know you play too much GD when ...

Grim Dawn General Discussion
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you know you play too much Grim Dawn when:

  • you hesitate before asking someone if a seat is ‘Taken’
    [li]you see a crate and you:[/li]- charge right into it taking it out and up to two other nearby crates in a 180deg arc
    - think to yourself “are you not entertained?!” (in a Russel Crowe voice)
  • you hit a deer driving home and you pull over to look for Blueprints
  • at the restaurant someone says ‘salad-bar’ and you think ‘… Blade of Chthon’
  • you are driving and you get to a crossroads and wonder why only four roads and not five
  • you complain to Ikea because you put together the whole damn bookshelf but there was no Completion Bonus
  • your colleague asks you how to deal with the manager and you reply ‘don’t try to facetank him’
  • you are outside taking the dogs for a walk in the springtime and a soothing wind envelops you, and you silently thank Ishtak (and the dogs start looking for trouble with passers-by as well)

… others? Please add more.

:smiley:

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Nice. :slight_smile:

I think the advice about not face tanking the manager is actually a good idea. :smiley:

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When during a random conversation you don’t really care about you are suddenly alarmed by the fact hat you almost started to speak out loud about a build you have in mind.

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I LOLed hard at the manager one XD

Mine is:

  • you see a shrine and wonder if you have enough components
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You ask your girlfriend: “Will you give me another chance?” and to your dismay she replies with a resounding: “There’s not going to be a paladin mastery!”:frowning:

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you know you play too much Grim Dawn when:

when every conversation you have is about either Grim Dawn or Crate. :eek: :stuck_out_tongue:

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When : You secretly hope that the next dawn will be the grim one and you ask yourself what build you would use irl.

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In Real life immo it would be safer to start out as Demmo and throw unlimited giant firecrackers at things. Possibly inquis but it’s less realisic

Unless you fancy yourself strong/skilled enough to tackle aetherials in melee:D

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Hehe, much laughing and snorting imagining scenarios like these …
“… so I was thinking next I’ll try kind of a ‘corrupted earth’ themed toon who causes the ground to come alive and take down mobs, maybe a Ritualist, you know, Ravenous Earth and Grasping Vines and stuff … damage types are a bit all-over-the-place, but, could be fun, just gotta factor in some defence in the Devotions path and then for late-game get some conversion and then you could really …” and you look up and you realise you are still at the counter and the cashier and other store staff are all looking at you funny
:smiley:

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Hahahahahahah that’s golden.

When you think your boss at work is not a cruel master.

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Texting “I’ve seen slith fight better than you.” in random online PvP games (DotA, LoL, PUBG, whatever).

Except you don’t play those since you’re playing GD all the time :).

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When you get triggered in a tennis match
————I’ll show you my true powwwwer!!!:rolleyes::rolleyes:

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I clearly don’t play GD enough. I do none of those. I should quit my job, quit my hobbies, bench my friends and play GD for at least 12 hours a day.

Ye fuck people, games are better. Wait, what?

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It’s not like we’re being serious here. I play about 3 hours a day nowadays.

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I actually play about 12 hours a week at best. I just don’t feel the need of playing games. And I thought my last message looked like a joke, but I think I failed that.

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you know you play too much GD when …

… when you can’t even craft a good Conduit in your dreams.

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When you spend 1000 hours playing only AAR Warlock and wonder why does almost every other build can threaten Crucible wave 170, dishing out loads amount of damage either directly or through a DOT, to multiple targets while kitting, while you need to stand your ground and hope you deal a 120k crit.

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…when you start getting hungry and you can’t help but think that Groble Soup or a Slith Salad would really hit the spot right about now.

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… when you look out for crumbling walls in your neighborhood.

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When you hear some ladies talking about chest augmentation and all you think about is what resistance augmentation they are using…