April Fools 2018!

It’s fine if you say “No Homo”
But I don’t see the options. Is crate implying wearing armor makes it an automatic “No Homo”? :thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking:

John Bourbon #1 husbando. Period.

lol

Quick… who has the reverse chastity belt?

New shattering game mode indeed. Who’d have thought the old TQ engine had it in it. :wink:

Aww, Elsa isn’t available in the initial release?
Guess I’ll have to do an escort mission…

Anasteria is top waifu.

If you are not romancing her, I will personally SHUT YOU DOWN.

Korinia begs to differ

Changing faithful, loyal, beautiful Nastya for the random sewers whore? How dare you!

Looking forward to FG when the Witch Gods become options :smiley: I could stare into Dreeg’s eyes all day.

Well, its about fucking time!

Leave my future concubines alone :furious:

Who is Lokarr again?

Some edgy ass dude that needs the clones of John Bourbon to help him.

I would “paramour attack” Harvey even before the first date. Stupid guy who attacks through walls.

Looking forward to the expanded cast. Korinia is the only one with good looks on the initial list, but she is too annoying. It wouldn’t last.:undecided:

Oh, so that is how Theodin looks like.

Relationships are like Bridges.

Bridges…
Grava…
Half Life 3 confirmed.

Beautiful? Do you know what is the Outcast’s Secret? The secret is a super ugly face behind that mask!

Nice headcanon, my dude.

I knew that sexual tension between me and Mog was real.

That whole Ancient Grove thing was such a transparent excuse to get my attention.