April Fools 2018!

No option to get with Scorv?

The amount of head games we’d play with each other would be ginormous, and the constant tension between paramour and getting eaten would be so exhilarating. Think of the travels we’d do together, I’ve always wanted to see what’s behind the dastardly devil of a man.

Got my full attention at Korinia :wink:

This has gotta be the one of the best gaming Apr fool I have seen this year.

Wow. Got to love when something you’d actually like to see in a game is teased as an April fools joke. Super haha. I’m going to go cry in a corner now. :cry:

I know it’s probably a bad idea but I’d take my chances on Garradia. :eek:

Had to get up to go to the loo early this morning, got back to bed and started thinking of this thread then made this connection.

Seems to fit with this quite nicely. :smiley:

Excellent :D:D:D

Cheers for the work on this… I started having flashbacks to Fable and how you could chat up the npc’s of both sexes there as well :smiley:

you realize that you could mod this into the game very easily and make it a reality

i’d call the mod “pink dawn”

Will there be a real update post today or just april fools? …

“someone” is creating a thread for it already! :rolleyes:

Don’t worry, there’ll be a real one later today. Zantai said so on the previous “proper” update.

And there it is!

I KNEW Harvey the Drifter was important! Glad I did not enrage him by pointing out his son is a wooden dummy, and ruin my chances! :smiley:
I do wonder if Mogdrogen will be grumpy about me killing him once in the past.
Also, this I MUST know, can we finally romance Viloth the Corruptor, and resolve the whole water supply situation peacefully with some Slith lovin’? :smiley:

Oh yessss indeed! His voice is dreamy already. I could just listen to him talk about our grand destiny of eating the weak all day.
But will this system include Ravager as well, since Mogdrogen is there? I can see his stat page saying "Ancient spirit of hunger residing in the Ugdenbog. He likes sunsets, long walks in the swamps, and devouring the life forces of puny mortals." He also probably does not appreciate if you are hitting on Cht’hon.

After knowing that was Theodin’s head in the first post, i just decided to check it with my Mage Hunter on Elite while fighting him. His head is damn tiny compared to the rest of his body.

It’s hilarious.

Well he seems to be more like piloting a fleshy exoskeleton he grew around himself. If you check his character model in Viewer, you can see his whole upper body is in there and it is regular human sized.

Like a Gundam or a Megazord? That is awesome.

I’d totally romance Ellena.