(April Fools!) Grim Dawn Version 4.1.2.0 Preview

[Superfluff]

Wendigo Totem now has a 1% chance to summon Ravager.

This.

And i’d like it to happen

[Maya]

Bonds of Bysmiel are now extra furry.

[eralduspr]

Oh man, I love these!

I think this is your best April’s Fool post so far!

[Lamante]

Well, i was waiting for a Grava’s themed Pet in this patch, but instead of that you came with that Ravager stuff.

#deadgame

[Safarel]

A good Defensive Ability now also increases Offensive Ability.

hmm, sounds tasty

[Ceno]

Added a Credit Card gear slot to offer alternative forms of payment.

Wow, a free brand-new gear slot? What a QoL update!

[Cagatay_KAYA]

Well, this joke is not funny anymore.

Try different something, for example:

*Due to technical issues, we have to remove Grim Dawn from everybody’s Steam library.

You should pay once again.

[BB_Shockwave]

Based on player’s average item level, all monsters are replaced by a combination of Mogdrogen, Ravager and Callagadra.

Well, that’s not such a big change compared to some of the end shard bosses I sometimes get…

[Knife]

Will.i.am the crypt

[Jabarto]

Nerfs, nerfs more nerfs…

Seriously Crate, what the hell? Do you just hate fun? I swear to god, every. single. time. I find a fun build that doesn’t suck, Zantai swoops in like a damn magpie snatching a tasty treat from the hands of a crying infant and nerfs it to the ground. Like some kind of sick joke.

[eisschollee]

V4.1.2.0

• Fighting Form is in the best shape of its life.
• Flashbang has been renamed to Bright Light to sound less lewd.
• Doom Bolt has been renamed to Mood Bolt and now changes colors based on your mood.
• Possession is now a federal offense.
• Eye of Dreeg now requires a giant contact lens to maximize damage.
• Circle of Slaughter has been renamed to Circle of Laughter for a good time.
• Execution has been postponed for further evidence.
• Night’s Chill now deals 50% less damage during the Summer.
• Mirror of Ereoctes knows who is the prettiest of them all.
• Absolute Zero has been made a constant for scientific purposes.
• Inner Focus and Mental Alacrity seem redundant, so both have been deleted.
• Raging Tempest has received the help it needs and has been renamed to Calm Tempest.
• Entangling Vines now works on a quantum level.
• Primal Strike now deals beast damage.
• Word of Pain is now less effective against sticks and stones.
• Intensify is still intensifying, please check back later.
• Infernal Purge would like to apologize for putting those hot peppers in your Untouched Meals.
• Endless Flame has been recognized as an alternate energy source.
• Ill Omen is not looking good.
• Ravenous Earth now scales with Untouched Meals.
• Will of the Crypt would prefer to go by its full name, William
• Blood Boil no longer works at room temperature to reflect reality.
• Ascension: to balance out foot traffic during rush hour, a duplicate skill has been added called Descension, which is functionally the same, but the duration and cooldown are reversed.
• Judgment is now 30% more judgmental. Those shoes with those gloves? Really?
• Avenging Shield is now part of a 10 movie line-up.
• Tectonic Shift now only works along fault lines.

Some well reasoned skill patch notes!!!
Can’t argue with those
Can we have them for all future patch notes, then there would no discussion about if they were warranted or not

[Relinfearous]

Infernal Purge would like to apologize for putting those hot peppers in your Untouched Meals.

Just realized how digusting this is. Good one.

[maxee]

Was hoping to see something among the lines of Aegis allowing to throw your weapon after being such a popular request among the playerbase, but I guess one can’t win them all.
Anyway, those are much needed balance changes. I hope this will make the game relevant again for some of us absent folks!
Cheers!

[Xervous]

Aegis can now be used as a movement ability when you are playing Demo+OK

[DrIstvaan]

I was kind of expecting the new music track for bear enemies to be the Gummi Bears theme song.

[benderwaka]

In combination with the announcement, these patch notes are wonderful.

[kukuhimanpr]

Malmouth has finished burning down and is now a giant pile of ashes, finally living up to the expansion title.

and in the next update, we will all forget about whatever happened in forgotten gods. including everyone involved in it (fictional characters and real people). causing mass confusion in order to make it more balanced and realistic.

any individuals attempting to seek the truth about what happened in fg will be immediately retconned out of all existence.

fiery huge fat magma belly cultist with fiery attitude, blade for hands, and questionable gender:
"what happened? why am i looking like this? how did i get two blades for hands? how do i clean my rear with these hands? why am i having the urge to shout “[REDACTED]!!! SAVE ME!!!”? UOOO!!! existence forgotten by everyone

the three witchy mafias discussing their origins:
bysmiel: did anybody remember what had happened in the past that turns us into witch gods?
solael: DON’T CARE! WHAT A WASTE OF TIME. I NEED MOAR SOULS. AND WAITING FOR THOSE ‘RITUALS’ OF MY GOONS TO END BEFORE I DRINK THE VICTIM’S SOULS IS JUST SO IRRITATING. solael has left the game
bysmiel: typical. dreeg. do you know what happened?
dreeg: stares off into distance for a long time
bysmiel: sigh… whatever. i’m gonna shapeshift into scorv mode to watch that taken beating ravager with his own lolling tongue. bysmiel does what bysmiel does
dreeg: …regrettable… but balance must be maintained. and now, back to watching real world struggling against that virus made real by all the adcth bat sucker build out there…

[nighteyes]

Eye of Dreeg now requires a giant contact lens to maximize damage.

Please tell me that this can be added as a legendary item that would be awesome!!!

[kodiac]

Infernal Purge would like to apologize for putting those hot peppers in your Untouched Meals.

Just realized how digusting this is. Good one.

This is how Soiled Trousers ended up in the game.

[bryanw1995]

Gazerman was here.