Chicken Cannon

Item Suggestion: Wand/sceptre with a chicken head that fires chickens, doing physical and piercing (from the beak and claws) damage. Will go well with the soup kettle helmet I looted last weekend (Cauldron of Excitement).

:slight_smile:

I think you may want to rethink your use of cookware.

Let’s be serious here. A chicken cannon would be a gun, probably a rifle.

The Cauldron is not for cooking :eek:

I never knew those… cauldrons to have legs. Or was someone just too worried about crafting Soiled Trousers to care which cauldron was used?

But what twist rate do you need to stabilize a chicken in flight?

that’d be funny with max AS

So pretty much Falcon Swoop with any rifle?

This is almost as funny as Heathen’s baby throwing skill bomb

Hmm, I didn’t think about it that way before, but yes, that is like shooting a bunch of birds out of a gun. :smiley:

Would that be European or African chicken?

Turkey :smiley:
/10 chars

Would the chickens persist after hitting the target? Would they then scale with pet bonuses?

Can I build a chicken army?

A chicken as a pet that attacks. i would buy it as a DLC. :smiley:

Yeessssssssssss

Somebody mod this. Now.