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WHERE’S ULZUIN’S CONSPIRACY.
oh yeah. this is an iceberg. of course ulzuin won’t come anywhere near it. he’s not a chilly god.
or… is he…?
cryovolcanic MANIPULATION
super dumb theory:
nobody knows where ulzuin is currently is, except the 3 witches gangsta.
but it is very obvious where he is now.
he was a god of ceremonial healing, but now he’s a god of VENGEANCE & DESTRUCTION.
and we all know, revenge is a dish best served cold.
so, ulzuin is chilling with yugol now. trying to learn cryovolcanic manipulation technique, so he can become the god with songs of ICe & FIre (and occasional lightning. volcanic eruptions sometimes create lightning too).
and right now, yugol is the mostest finalest biggest baddest evilest boss in grim dawn (morgoneth dungeon and shattered realm are the evidence).
yugol and ulzuin will make duo dynamic entry upon cairn in gd2. make sure to overcap all your fire & cold resistances.
dumb edit for dumb reason:
the 5 stages of grief are:
denial > anger > bargaining > depression > acceptance
ulzuin denies the fact that a mortal witch (bysmiel) could trick him into leaving korvan lands for dumb reason at the moment the 3 witchies assault korvaak.
ulzuin gets RAGEY. then calls his father empyrion for help. then realize empyrion is gone (you just realize now? where are you when the chthonian defeats empy & korvaak’s forces? cozying up in korvaak’s?), then RAGE some more, then decides to create GIANT ETERNAL VOLCANO under his own temple and korvan city. because he can’t trust his own people now. then ragequit out to who knows where.
ulzuin bargains with any mortals who loved VENGEANCE & DESTRUCTION. blessing them with the power of VOLCANIC DESTRUCTION to spread VENGEANCE & DESTRUCTION everywhere in cairn.
ulzuin got depressed because he lost his purpose. empyrion is gone. his vengeance scheme totally fails (the 3 witchies gangsta everyday in cairn). then he met yugol.
ulzuin accepts yugol’s acceptance about nonexistence. thermodynamic shenanigans finally comes to full circle. ulzuin reluctantly accepts entropic balance of everything. the heat from the core of his star heart starts to dim. cold damage is the best.
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not enough port valbury elements (super stale dead stinky waters. garbage flooding the slums. and aetherial whirlwinds).
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darlet. because her background’s upper part color are more ch’thonian (red) than others.
yeah, i often wonder about that in game. sometimes some npc’s background color are aggressive, but sometimes weird. i dunno how to exactly explain it, but it give vibes that the npcs with such aggressive background colors are up to no good.
oh yeah, btw ulgrim’s background color is super coold blue. he’s just that cool. and now i remember something… ulgrim’s background color become very red when you met him in the void.
Well, we always knew Medierra was. After all …
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think of it this way:
the taken’s real world situation is actually ultimate difficulty. the real difficulty which shows the fullpower of every beings in grim dawn.
that normal, veteran, and elite difficulty? that’s just the taken having dreams in their sleep while subconsciously training themselves mentally & physically there.
meanwhile, in idle incremental games, players are confused which levels are the real world & which levels are dreams. while also confused about how many rebirths/reincarnations they’ve had. cue existential crisis memes.
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It’s not Direni bro…I heard he was doing tasks near the Water Pump…
Mornay looks pretty sus…
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I bet is Bourbon. Why else you need clones, that’s too obvious 
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very fun. I am in yellow corner for sure haha
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i see you’re a fan of the 3, scorv and c’hthonians.
have you ever seen the love for nature from mogdrogen’s rhowari?
have you ever felt the grossly incancdescent light of empyrion’s waning radiation ray?
have you ever seen the heartbreaking furious volcanic vengeance of the lovescorned hidden god ulzuin?
have you ever seen the stonehard resolve of menhir’s worshippers?
have you ever felt the presence of absent arkovian ascendants pretending to be gods who withers away against uroboruuk’s necromancer curse?
have you ever felt korvaak’s eternal rage at the c’hthonians & the 3 who destroys everything he cherished for in his life as benevolent celestial tyrant king of cairn?
have you ever felt in your mind, the encroaching dark serpents (or tentacles.) of yugol that hungrily devours reality and forces crate to give it new contents in every new updates?
at the very least, those divine entities deserved to be mentioned in grim dawn memes alongside the trio popular grim meme materials (3 witches/scorv/c’hthonians)
btw sahdina is the better waifu than that beggar impostor witch bysmiel. sahdina helps captain bourbon in rescuing the taken from the mind thief aetherial allostria & hangman jarvis. she also give low priced spiritual guidance counseling service. then she died protecting devil’s crossing from the aetherials in AoM.
rip sahdina.
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