not enough port valbury elements (super stale dead stinky waters. garbage flooding the slums. and aetherial whirlwinds).
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darlet. because her backgroundâs upper part color are more châthonian (red) than others.
yeah, i often wonder about that in game. sometimes some npcâs background color are aggressive, but sometimes weird. i dunno how to exactly explain it, but it give vibes that the npcs with such aggressive background colors are up to no good.
oh yeah, btw ulgrimâs background color is super coold blue. heâs just that cool. and now i remember something⌠ulgrimâs background color become very red when you met him in the void.
Well, we always knew Medierra was. After all âŚ
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think of it this way:
the takenâs real world situation is actually ultimate difficulty. the real difficulty which shows the fullpower of every beings in grim dawn.
that normal, veteran, and elite difficulty? thatâs just the taken having dreams in their sleep while subconsciously training themselves mentally & physically there.
meanwhile, in idle incremental games, players are confused which levels are the real world & which levels are dreams. while also confused about how many rebirths/reincarnations theyâve had. cue existential crisis memes.
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Itâs not Direni broâŚI heard he was doing tasks near the Water PumpâŚ
Mornay looks pretty susâŚ
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I bet is Bourbon. Why else you need clones, thatâs too obvious 
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very fun. I am in yellow corner for sure haha
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i see youâre a fan of the 3, scorv and câhthonians.
have you ever seen the love for nature from mogdrogenâs rhowari?
have you ever felt the grossly incancdescent light of empyrionâs waning radiation ray?
have you ever seen the heartbreaking furious volcanic vengeance of the lovescorned hidden god ulzuin?
have you ever seen the stonehard resolve of menhirâs worshippers?
have you ever felt the presence of absent arkovian ascendants pretending to be gods who withers away against uroboruukâs necromancer curse?
have you ever felt korvaakâs eternal rage at the câhthonians & the 3 who destroys everything he cherished for in his life as benevolent celestial tyrant king of cairn?
have you ever felt in your mind, the encroaching dark serpents (or tentacles.) of yugol that hungrily devours reality and forces crate to give it new contents in every new updates?
at the very least, those divine entities deserved to be mentioned in grim dawn memes alongside the trio popular grim meme materials (3 witches/scorv/câhthonians)
btw sahdina is the better waifu than that beggar impostor witch bysmiel. sahdina helps captain bourbon in rescuing the taken from the mind thief aetherial allostria & hangman jarvis. she also give low priced spiritual guidance counseling service. then she died protecting devilâs crossing from the aetherials in AoM.
rip sahdina.
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riggs: HEY TAKEN!!! DONâT RUN AWAY!!! YOU HAVE THE SKILLZ TO PAY MY BILLZ!!!
the taken (all versions in all universes): that skill is not ready
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if we look closely at the events in grim dawn universe, there are a lot of âthat skill is not readyâ moments:
-câhthon was not ready. so he got shattered (in body, mind, & dimension) by empyrionâs spear (literal spear. not the other spear)
-empyrion was not ready. so he lost the war against câhthonians and is now probably stuck sharing galactical apartment room with yugol forever.
-korvaak was not ready. so he lost the war against the câhthonians and hide in his eldritch realm to lick his wound and goes sasuke uchiha on the câhthonians (after he got enough like buttons from his followers all over cairn⌠for several millenia perhapsâŚ)
-korvaak, once again, was not ready. so 3 random mafias stole his favorite chair and perform nsfw scenes on him. the 3 mafias also frame him as a random usurper of his own chair. and most importantly, all his clothes had been destroyed by the 3 mafias. now he only wears loincloth.
-korvaak didnât learn his lesson that heâll never be ready. so he got kicked out to a galaxy far,far away by the taken and the 3 mafias. heâs probably sharing a room with empyrion & yugol now or something. homeless & formless celestial party!
-ulzuin was not ready for bysmiel (iâm not sure anybody will be ready against bysmiel). so he got heartbroken and is currently trapped in 5 stages of depression in unknown location (only the 3 mafias know). for some reason he could still bless his followers with the power of ANIME FIERY REVENGE.
-mogdrogen was not ready for the news about the taken & the 3 witchketeers banishing korvaak from cairn. so he got SHOCKED.
-the arkovians were not ready for the immortality offered by uroboruuk. but ready or not, theyâll never be relevant to grim dawnâs main story (except for that one time the taken have to pass through their tourist traps due to a single. broken. bridge.)
-nobody will ever be ready against the luminari inquisition. even the aetherials that destroyed the erulan empire & most of the luminari were not ready against creedâs taktikal jinyas (not to mention how many takens out there were secretly inquisitors⌠including the rogues & bandits that likes to dual wield pistolsâŚ(inquisitors does dw pistols better than demolitionist. fact))
-the aetherials were not ready for the amount of memes contained within their human hosts. so they indulge themselves in the memes forced by their human hosts upon them
-karroz was not ready to be educated by a câhthonian unraveller to its japanese lovecraftian cultural propaganda. so he does a âNOOOâ moment before he got gibbed.
-scorv was not ready for ravagerâs favoritism to the taken rather than scorv. so he ascended to become the god of memes in grim dawn universe
-lokarr was not ready for the taken beating him & stealig his only clothes in AoM. in crucible however, lokarr is always ready to distract the taken with his charisma.
-the 3 witch gods were not ready for the takenâs arrival in their korvan conclave camp. so they could never provide ANY COOK for the taken in the entire. fg. dlc.
-cronleyâs gang was not ready for cronleyâs attempt to jam diablo crystal(S) into their foreheads for his plan to form cronleyâs empire. so they become cronleyâs gang(s). in order to be always ready against such tyrannical act in the future, cronleyâs gang(s) forced every criminal in cairn to become members of cronleyâs gang(s) forever.
-the grobles, dranghouls & half trolls were not ready for the grim dawn. so they will never be relevant to the grim dawn main story (except as forgettable orkish army mobs that the taken only meet for levelling). they could post a nemesis bounty against the taken for genociding their populations, but they were not ready for kupocadabra stealing the bounty paper and becoming their nemesis champion by accident.
-yugol is not ready for the long development time of grim dawn 2. so it got not choice but to sulk in the shattered realm lvl999~. at least empyrion is always there as its eternal companion.
captain somer: whatâs wrong? why do you have such a grim look on your face?
the taken: MY INVENTORY IS FULL.
captain somer: git gud at choosing your items and stop being so greedy.
the taken: THAT SKILL IS NOT READY.
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