Said by Crucible player 
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Iāmma too tired, barely holdin my weaponsā¦
See 
? This bug is a meme now.
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It was only off-hand bug when I first reported it. Now it contaminated to main-hand aswell. Tired hands, cool name for a bug 
I was rocking this bug in April 2020 
Fashion Dawn
I remember trying to manipulate it for different shots - maybe itās a feature 
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aka Korvaak the musical:
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KORVAAK: UP THERE! THEREāS SO MUCH ROOM! WHERE HERETICS BURP AND CāTHONIANS BLOOM!
two korvaak cultists, man and woman skips by, holding hands while chanting āKORVAAK, SHAVE MEā. in the background, cāthonians sprouts like flowers from the ground and various āhereticsā (including the 3 mafia bosses, moggy-moggy, rave-rave, aetherials, resistances, scorvās cannibals and a crate) can be seen burping at each other
me:korvaak, donāt shave me.
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This always made me snickerā¦ that there is an untouched meal in THAT camp where you find the diary of the mother and daughter who turned into Wendigos. I mean, what do you think that meal was made from? 
ā¦ and thus begins your inevitable alliance with Barrowholm.
Hard to see from the pic, it is too small, what is the problem? Weapons look fineā¦
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Itās a weapon illusion bug. Your character barely holds weapon, like they are about to fall to ground. Normally you see the weaponās top looking at you but yes if I did get a side shot, it would have been more clear.
the taken: after eating (un)touched meal - Ahhā¦ Iāve ascended through cannibalism. how amazingā¦
Hmm, I think I see that with pistols, when I give them to the character for a second or two they look wrong, but then they right themselves.
you know what, i think āuntouched mealā deserved to be memed until its ātouchedā.
because just imagine it. when cairn get steamrolled by the grim dawn apocalypse which left it desolate and infested with otherworldly horrors, you can still find āuntouched mealā here and there. imagine a cacophony of cāthonians/yugols/aetherials/beasts/bandits/undeads rampaging through a town and destroying everything except that āuntouched mealā on a nice dining table.
the taken: i canāt tell the difference between ātouchedā and āuntouchedā meals. theyāre all the same to me. takes a bite from a tentacular monsterās vital essence
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Itās called Blaze Herald after all.
How many Smurfs can you exterminate in an hour?
@RektbyProtoss Yes
Smurfs living peacefully in their village when Rekt arrives:
They tried to hide underground:
Actually there are more Smurf villages. Or rather there were:
Itās even more heart-breaking when you hear them scream.
Maximum efficiency:
Rekt was smiling the whole time. I reported him on Twitch for exceptional cruelty.
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It has nothing to do with Fire Damage 
No fire skill support. Base damage Aether, has aether support, has pierce>aether conversion. So Blaze is just a theme
Who knows maybe it was supposed to be a fire weapon! 
Donāt worry, Diablo smurfed his ass well.
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I like to think Diablo is a physical manifestation of combined hate felt by all these Smurfs when they were exterminated.