Should change the skill name to “Mutilate without open wound”
For the first time I have 2 Treasure Troves in Hallowed Hill - the probability for that is 1/4 * 1/5 = 5%
I thought this was a bug till I checked the Grim Tools.
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millenial prisoners: we want grim dawn 2!!!
boomer prisoners: oldschool grim dawn 1 forever!!!
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“Isn’t it obvious?” Darius Cornley 
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RNGesus be like:
“okay i’ll give you a double rare with matching affixes”
“buuut i’ll roll the base item lvl 84” 
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unsure if this belongs in the “Trophy Room” thread or (rngesus) meme 
rare lightning prefix
cold conversion to acid, acid dmg dagger
rare vitality + aether dmg suffix
@ _@
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in arpg looter games, i myself prefers unique items that grant unique skills/procs/modifiers. because stat boost items are just lame imo (but often necessary crutch for viable builds).
imagine a borderlands game, but every weapons behave like real life counter strike-y/call of doot-y firearms with no special quirks like having the gun flies towards the enemy whenever its reloaded or something awesome like that rather than just +5%damage, +5%accuracy.
nerfs !
Tonic of Mending… Men ding… Men dying?
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very apt potion name as a symbol for dying mankind in grim dawn. because there’ll only be ascendants/aetherials/chthonians humanoid everywhere in gd2. who wants to be a boring level 1 human anyway.
even most of the ordinary cairn animals have ascended into constellations in the sky. all the animals in cairn now are just spirits pretending to be animals but also bipolarly insisting they’re spirits, not animals.
how’s the taste of them green-glowing eyes ‘fish’ these days? very magical i assume. with much less saltiness (because aetherials hate salts. boo)
Definitely not the aetherials who chooses to posseses scarecrow and its birbs
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them scarecrows and hordes of zombies wearing aetherial infused underwears are called aetherial corruption. they’re not as sapient as them pompous aetherial nobles possessing humans with good bodies+minds. i imagine if the aetherials stuffed a lot of their aetherial criminals into zombie underwears, they would have a lot of slave revolt from their fellow plebs aetherials.
“good thing we don’t wear clothes” < quote by bear constellation and its fellow ascended animal constellations. maybe.
Not sure where to post these, but I consider them funny, so this can be the place.
A note for devs reading this: DO NOT FIX THAT FLAT BARREL! But if you need to change something, then remove the affix bias.
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it seems there’s still some lingering feelings between baldlael and bysmiel. or its just bysmiel being bysmiel.
that barrel isn’t ready for the 4D ascensions in GD2 which would be forced by its mildly amusing cousin the crate of entertainment to its fellow sophisticated furnitures. it chooses to follow king rowan’s example by abdicating from 3D world into the humble 2D world. mogdrogen approves.
Lol WTH wit dat barrel? Wonder how long it’s been like that? 