Grim Misadventure #149: Praise the Eldritch Sun

In all seriousness, though, what REALLY sucks about this game, is that once it drops on PS4, I’ll have little to no reason to boot up any other game until the advent of Borderlands 3, even in the bedroom. I mean beyond the whole hip-hop meta of game. And as I get older, I find rolling perfect double affix MIs to be more compelling than twins in bed… if more exhausting. THANKS, RNG!

You’ll divide by zero, and the universe will implode.

Praise the sun. Caress the sun. You know the rest. [T]/

Can we have a sneak peak of the Blight Lord set next misadventure, Zantai? I’m dying inside to know

Hmm. So Korvaak is Eldritch and the proc looks like fire. Looks like we’ll be able to make a fire build without the lag bois.

Interesting that the three current Eldritch God (solael, dreeg, and bysmiel) got another zombie brother.

I hope occultist get revamped so it has some connection with korvaak.

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Oh Yeah, we need a t3 Chaos proc, not only a buff like a dark red chtontic Chaos Flames ground effect or demon procs :slight_smile:

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Nope, its on more mandatory proc to pick. More lags, more procs, more fire .

Hubris for one to even begin to imagine what the Forgotten One unleashes upon Cairn

Praise your nod to Dark Souls. :slight_smile:

I dont know about you guys but staring too much at the centerpiece of Yugol constellation is giving me impure thoughts. Is this normal? :eek:

I know way more than I want to about how you guys think. :rolleyes:

About the impure thoughts thing? Well it was weird i have no doubts on that.

Not if you’re a true Paladin.

0_o

Ulzuin was right all along.

Something something burn everything?

A TRUE Paladin has repressed feelings.

Later in life during a midlife crisis deception he probably turns to the dark arts

I find it funny that korvaak constellation’s four eyes in the center convey different expression.

the bottom pair shows angry eyes

the top pair shows contemplative/depressed/i don’t care eyes.

does korvaak has multiple personalities? or is he bipolar?

Reminds me of WC3 Arthas becoming Lich King’s Dark Knight.
At first he’s all about the light, justice, honoring his father, avenging the innocent victims.
Then he’s all about what r u looking at fools, you’ll feel endless torment, frostmourne’s hungry, for da lich king.
That progression from Pal>Dank Knight feels illogical and forced…
I find it more realistic that Pal succumbing to mid life crisis would abandon his duties,
and becomes a merc/bounty hunter or settle down somewhere away from obnoxious holier than thou Pals n Priests.

That’s the one. I can’t believe how many vagina comments there have been in this thread. Like the saying goes:

I agree that most “fallen” Paladins would just kind of give up, but I could see the occasional one going full dark side like in the madoka magica anime.

Mine was more of a joke that addressed el critico’s impure thought’s thing :smiley:

Reminds me of WC3 Arthas becoming Lich King’s Dark Knight.
At first he’s all about the light, justice, honoring his father, avenging the innocent victims.

LOL, it remind me how devoted “communists” in USSR turned intro “liberal democrats” and now they claim that they are “orthodox patriots”.