Hey would be fun to hear about all the brave dead heroes out there.
I am yet to finish HC. But i have died with a level 80+ outch that was close to finish it.
But messed up when i was playing. Warder died. was my first and was not 100% correct haha. also i played like a donkey when he died!
surronded bye many eatherhulks and hard hitting monsters. Lesson in what not to do haha run around and collect to many mops and then insta die from many hard hits at the same time 
Just died last night on my new 2 handed Witchblade to a dumb mistake, hitting like a ton of bricks on a groble shaman with reflect up…oops…that was all she wrote. Think i was lvl 79.
I once knew a man on softcore
Who began to find it a bore.
So he swapped to HC,
Got slaughtered in A3,
And then declared “No more!”
I got my 1st HC blademaster to Loghorrean right when the DoT crit patch came out. I got his noobass down to ~10% and backed off a bit to heal. I shadow striked in from quite a distance and for some reason even though I couldn’t see him the motherfucker had just finished winding up his poison spray right as I clicked my SS button.
I got insta gibbed and died before the strike finished
I once met a groble
Who wasn’t very noble
I called him a twit
And gave him a hit
Then ran smack into his cousin
The Dranghoul.
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I’m loving the poetry here 
Last HC toon i played was a few months back. I was probably lvl 60 ish, playing a Whitchblade. Got to act 4, elite and then got shadow striked from loxmere. :eek:
It was fun :rolleyes:
My conjurer was peaceful
My conjurer was fair
he’d walk around picking loots
to sell at the fare
one day he looked up
from one particular shiny
to find he had a whole screen
on his heiny!
Got trapped against the wall between too much stuff 
My conjurer V2 is alive and well in ultimate, not finished yet, but going strong
I’ve spent like 10 minutes trying to figure out how to rhyme Dranghoul with -oble only to realize that I don’t actually know how to pronounce Dranghoul to begin with.
My phantasmal mage
got caught in a cage
then beaten to death
while everything was out of range!
well, poetic license, the room was full of things that were resistant to vitality and bleeding… :eek:
Brute the two-hander
gave a mighty backhander
only to see
this one time maybe
he should have ran away bravely!
swarmed in act 3 by multiple giant bugs
If you are loose with the -ghoul part, a slight slurring, it actually does a decent job rhyming with groble/noble.
DRAAN-gle
DRAAN-gool
DRAAN-gul
Dranghoul
It works. Better than most anything else you could come up with I guess.
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You needed to channel your inner Sir Robin.
You understand me completely
I only play HC to sacrifice lvl 1 characters to RNG gods
my first HC character didn’t last long… PS warder cruised through Act 1. He thought he was brave after easily crushing the Warden and Salazar. Then came Act 2, crushed Edmond. Ran to the left of the fort and found a pack of 4 heroes of those fly creatures, whatever, they’re called… Dropped Wendigo, ran up took two swings, dead before the third… Even with Menhir’s Will at lv 6…
He was warned they had mean streak a mile wide and mean sharp vicious pointy teeth. Even told him to just look at the bones… But went charging in anyways…
The difference between the brave and the stupid is the brave live to tell about it…
i really need to stop rushing haha lvl 79 to the grave against 5 stone monsters. insta dead.
its like i think i am superman when i reach ultimate haha.
well time to make new caracter wooohaaaa
My hardcore toons are somewhat frail,
they start alright but then they fail.
And while the game is such a bliss,
they die in puddles of blood and piss.
The End