The mayas and us (stars are aligned)

[Autentist]

It’s pretty obvious to me that the Mayans achieved ascension and spaceflight capabilities.

Is that you, Giorgio?

[Yogofu]

You all are cray cray :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[powbam]

And I still continue to venture in the hopes of finding an end to this dark dimension that is your mind

“As human beings, our only sensible scale of values is one based on lessening the agony of existence.” -H.P. Lovecraft

[Autentist]

You all are cray cray :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

You think you can question your Overlords? Obey. Don’t ask. Follow instructions. And then maybe your life will be… at least somewhat comfortable.

[powbam]

You think you can question your Overlords? Obey. Don’t ask. Follow instructions. And then maybe your life will be… at least somewhat comfortable.

In other words… “Ignorance is bliss.” -Ancient Chinese Secret

[Martimus]

It’s pretty obvious to me that the Mayans achieved ascension and spaceflight capabilities.

Based off that it is clear to me that Crate has followed in their footsteps leaving the hapless Zantai behind to troll all non-believers for the remainder of this fabled “October” end-game scenario you mere sapiens insist on believing in.

FIrst pic is turned on its side. He should have his back to the floor. He’s being sent into the underworld via a cauldron or fire pit. Not a space craft.

Other pics are just ornate chieftain dress. Not space suits. shrug

[Yogofu]

You think you can question your Overlords? Obey. Don’t ask. Follow instructions. And then maybe your life will be… at least somewhat comfortable.

Solael guides my Way. He is the only Overlord i obey!

[powbam]

FIrst pic is turned on its side. He should have his back to the floor. He’s being sent into the underworld via a cauldron or fire pit. Not a space craft.

Other pics are just ornate chieftain dress. Not space suits. shrug

Oh you are a Mayan expert or just regurgitating what the skeptics want you to believe based off their own “best guesses”?

Also, that’s one hell of an ornate cauldron or “fire pit”.

[Autentist]

In other words… “Ignorance is bliss.” -Ancient Chinese Secret

But knowledge is power. However, power corrupts. So people should study hard and be evil!

Solael guides my Way. He is the only Overlord i obey!

The stone fell into the well.
In it’s darkest corners…
Solael cries.

Yep.

[They_Live]

It’s pretty obvious to me that the Mayans achieved ascension and spaceflight capabilities.

Based off that it is clear to me that Crate has followed in their footsteps leaving the hapless Zantai behind to troll all non-believers for the remainder of this fabled “October” end-game scenario you mere sapiens insist on believing in.

The first one in the low area starting from the left is clearly skorpio from mortal kombat 1 that proves maya had access to coin ops.

[powbam]

The first one in the low area starting from the left is clearly skorpio from mortal kombat 1 that proves maya had access to coin ops.

Now that… would be dope af. Dropping Fatalities and Babalities with the Mayans? Winning. (mostly because that means it wasn’t your own head rolling down their sacrificial structures).

[Zantai]

Wait…again…fuck!

[Chthon]

The stone fell into the well.
In it’s darkest corners…
Solael cries.

Yep.

Sounds like he tripped and fell into the void. No worries. I am merciful

Other pics are just ornate chieftain dress. Not space suits. shrug

[Martimus]

Oh you are a Mayan expert or just regurgitating what the skeptics want you to believe based off their own “best guesses”?

Also, that’s one hell of an ornate cauldron or “fire pit”.

No, totally. You got me. You’re right.

I didn’t know that you are a Mayan expert.

It is clearly an advanced alien spacecraft carved ornately into a stone slab, and there is a man wearing tradiational mayan garb inside it controlling it to fly somewhere.

It’s not a Mayan underworld god devouring him or burning him. It’s obviously advanced alien rocket engines. My bad. I don’t know what it is precisely, so therefore, it’s a rocket ship.

[powbam]

No, totally. You got me. You’re right.

I didn’t know that you are a Mayan expert.

It is clearly an advanced alien spacecraft carved ornately into a stone slab, and there is a man wearing tradiational mayan garb inside it controlling it to fly somewhere.

There we go. Much better.

[They_Live]

i like the way this thread is derailing, so proud to be the OP

[spikenik]

Hopefully Crate are taking notes. If GD2 doesn’t have Ch’thon donning a spacesuit, blasting off into space and conquering Mars one Babality at a time I’m gonna be sorely disappointed.

[Autentist]

Sounds like he tripped and fell into the void. No worries. I am merciful

Also, since I used this gif, thanks for reminding me that I need to watch new Power Rangers movie, you glorious bastard.

[Yogofu]

The stone fell into the well.
In it’s darkest corners…
Solael cries.

Yep.

Begone fiend! Solael never Cries. :furious:

[powbam]

Begone fiend! Solael never Cries. :furious: