Ma’am, what brings you to the healer today?
Dehydration. I’m just so thirsty from all this hard early spring work.
And what is your name ma’am.
My name is Enriana. I am 33 years old. I do not have time for all this bickering. I have many things to pick but I like to get the all the greens first. Those are my favorites!
Thank you ma’am. Now, can you tell me, what is that you were doing that got you so dehydrated?
You see, I got this little house way out in the woods. I go and pick stuff and the bring it back to town.
Very nice. A big help to us all. Why is it so far away?
Well there’s this rare herb that grows by the water. It’s the only one around not guarded by savages.
So you gather this herb then?
Oh no! It’s icky. I only get that if there is literally nothing else left to pick.
I see. There must be many useful things growing down by the water there.
Not as many as you’d think.
Ahem, well. Anyway, what is that you were doing again that caused such a thirst?
Well, this little house is super far away and I have to be out there for long times so I keep what I need out there for the whole year!
How thoughtful! Very efficient if you never visit town.
Oh, I visit town. I have to drop off the things I collect out there you know!
Aside from the herb of course.
Oh yeah, that just sits there until someone else comes to get it.
Fantastic.
So what was so heavy that you got dehydrated carrying it out to your lakehouse?
3 buckets of water.
Water, you say?
Oh yeah, 3 whole buckets. Super heavy.
So there’s no well out by the lake with clean water?
Oh, there is. It’s right next to the house.
I see. Can someone get this nice lady some water please? You have a nice day ma’am.
(Healer) *dies
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