Dude… Are you joking?
I JUST cleaned my car and already a bird shit all over it. Oh my god it’s EVERYWHERE, how could a bird even shit this much? Oh it REEKS jesus christ I’m never gonna get the smell out. It’s so rancid my eyes are watering. I think I’m gonna be sick…
Oh, hello there. You’re just in time to help me clean up this mess. Don’t be afraid to really get in there, it’s really caked on. I left it to dry in the sun a bit, I hope you don’t mind. While you’re here, I might as well tell you about my new invention.
Behold, the Foul Fowl. (It’s actually a Corvid, but you get the idea.)
Now, as soon as I noticed the beautiful new item set that is Armorum Excrementis, I was overwhelmed by a bubbling feeling in my gut. That sensation signified an overwhelming urge to create a build around it. A friend of mine was interested in getting back into Grim Dawn, and was interested in a build incorporating Wereraven… and suddenly it clicked. There are few animals on earth that are as prolific waste-dispensers as birds. So I got to work.
You missed a spot, by the way. You see that big white splat? Yeah, my car is steel grey. Not birdshit white.
This isn’t my first build, but it is my first published build. I’ve played GD very casually on and off through the years, so please, temper your expectations. Input is welcome, but the armor set is non-negotiable, as is the Wereraven form. Off the bat, the OA/DA aren’t exactly where I’d like them to be; they’re just passable. I also have a small surplus of skill points that are in need of a home. I could foresee energy management being a problem, especially if we aren’t critting enough to give battle surge a respectable uptime.
The focus here, as you could guess, is Throw Feces. We have a fairly obscenely high cast speed of 247% to really lay it on thick.
I haven’t playtested this build at all; this is just theory. But nobody else has published a build for this item set, so I figured somebody had to.
Happy shitting.
Keep scrubbing.