Holy F#cking S%$t!
You cannot unhear that!
the taken:
lvl 1 in hobo set @devilās crossing browsing the merchant wares
lvl 1 dc merchant: depressingly says come see whatās left of my waresā¦ shows rusty junk & scrap metals
the taken:grimness intensifies
one day later
the taken:
lvl 100 in ascending celestial set @conclave of the 3 browsing the merchant wares
lvl 100 conclave merchant: depressingly says come see whatās left of my waresā¦ shows lots of super powerful green magical antique equipments. and scrap metals
the taken:grinness intensifies why u no proud of your wares?
lvl 100 conclave merchant: in otherwordly monotonous voice all merchant in cairn must behave grimly and says similar predetermined responses to all customers, as mandated by the celestial crate of mild amusement. this is to ensure customers spend as little time as possible browsing our shops to dissuade them from playing auction houses instead of doing important things like saving cairn. iron well spent.
the taken:grim acceptance
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Miss Wealay of Barrowholm: *seducingly āSee anything you like? 
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āThe beasts have claws and teeth, but you have fire. You have Zeus like bolts to throw and Iā¦ I have things to sell you.ā
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āI sell to the wise and powerful. Are you sure you should be shopping here?ā
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Travel far ā¦ away from here.
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The store that Iāve got passed onā¦ Goneā¦ And this, this is all I have left, the rest is lostā¦
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Dear old TQ. Was convinced It cannot get any better than that. Then GD came along.
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From some stream:
How do you call a marine birb eating food ravenously?
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Seagull of Consumption
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that bread tastes like dirt. but it will keep that birb going. the taken can vouch that.
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I call fowl on that! DEVS!!! 
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They say a pun is the lowest form of witā¦unless itās a GD one 
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How come when I google/stalk Zantai all I get is creepy body suits?
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Players vs Patch Notes
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I was more surprised when there was no AAR nerf in 1.1.9.1 patch 
. Letās hope devs will fix this misunderstanding in 1.1.9.2. Tradition must endure!
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Top 10 Grim Dawn Mechanics Betrayals [OUTDATED]
- Skills having slower attack / cast speed when bound to LMB / RMB
- Damage reduction applying to all debuffs
- Elemental and single element conversions not being additive
- Armor working against small flat physical damage sources separately
- Conversions working differently depending on their distribution in inventory in some cases
- Blooms droprate increase not working till the next patch
- Random high elemental resistances on enemies causing them to be unkillable
- Healing devotion procs without weapon damage not working if bound to pseudo pets
- Brimstone, Proliferation, etc. not converted by skill modifiers
- Crab, Turtle and other shields working before Inquisitor Seal / Ascension
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1 more, all damage types are equalā¦ if they can convert vitality to it.
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