we are all hanging on the edge of our seat waiting for the alpha release news, its close, but wait a bit more and we will all know when the alpha will be out
AAAAAAAH no news 
It’s the calm before the storm of either the alpha being released or the fans getting restless in their wait of anticipation.
Welcome to the 9 O’clock new here at Channel 6.
Our Main news are the storming of crate entertainments HQ by rabid Grimdawn fans.
A spokesman for the police have stated they will sett up a perimeter around crate entertainment HQ in hopes they can keep the rabid fanzy contained, however their outlook is grim and encourage all civilians in the area to look your doors, hide your kids, hide your wife.
This will get ugly.
well the HQ is surrounded by fans, the police are doing what they can to keep the fans from getting though the the barriers, a police spokesman recently stated that the fans out number the police by 10 to 1, and more police have been called in, we know that the staff of Crate are inside the building, so stay tuned for more updates as the day progresses
Upon reaching Crate HQ, the fans solemnly realized that they were in fact deceived by the presence of a Crate HQ as the sign fell off to reveal a decrepit Boxes’R’Us logo.
It was also then that they realized that Crate HQ was not a place at all. It was inside of their hearts all along…
…waiting to burst forth from within at the calling of its dark master; ready to join in the battle that will end the Earth.
even the police spokesman soon realised the HQ was trap, and pulled the forces from the building, however many were lost inside the building, as there is something very nasty within the centre of it, better to retreat now, as that dark monster will consume us all
Unfortunately the latest news from the site, report that the monster in the center of the building already consumed most of the devoted fans that were searching for the alpha. The rest of them have been injured seriously during the attempt to escape or save the others.
Now all they can do is pray to Lord Medierratus, for alpha release that will kill the monster and free the spirits of the fan warriors!
You guys are nuts!
BREAKING NEWS!
This just in, the previously reported consumed fans are reemerging as mutated horrors of nightmarish proportions all chanting,
Zhil D’ag Medierratus So’lag O Namash!
Our valiant police now supported by swat and homeguard are standing in wet puddles powerless as bullets harmlessly disappear in the mass of bodies without inflicting so much as a paper cut.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
I just had to say it. These new SS are kinda hyping me up. Find it annoying when Alpha is so close, and yet it is still far away. lol
Wondering is there going to be a new Grim Misadvanture coming any time sooner? Or… somethings BIG is coming? (I started to scan the forum from time to time almost everyday now!) :rolleyes:
I guess next monday. Not sure what info we’ll get tho. :o
We usually get an update every two weeks. This Monday would mark two weeks since this thread has been up. I do not think we will be getting anything out of it since we are all waiting for Alpha at this point.
Com’on Zantai, throw us a bone here. What will the update be about 
And please don’t reply “Grim Dawn”. 
I have inside knowledge, I know what the next thrilling update will be about and it will be so good, you will be begging for more
so what will this update be about you cry?
Grim Dawn :p:D
I will get my coat, well someone had to say it

Is this supposed to be one of the new mobs in GD?
:rolleyes:
Yes, it’s called <mad-driven GD fan>
Very dangerous, do not approach.
smacks Shrimp upside the head
What are you doing letting the zealots out of their cages. They’re meant to be released only when the unbelievers and blasphemers rise up to try and overthrow us and rip them apart for the entertainment of the faithful.
I dread seeing the champion and hero versions. :eek: