First things first, let me say that 4 year olds could probably pilot better than me, so you are good there 
Now, if you are looking for a build where you can make the most amount of mistakes or run around with absolutely no idea what you are doing and still stand a good chance at farming SR 75+ on Ultimate, then this is your best bet: The Fluffy Squishy - Pet Conjurer
You want the Lazy birb version (no green one will do fine too) for an even easier time.
But if you are talking in context of Cabalists, then the main build in this thread, given in the first post, or this one: The Rawr God - Pet Cabalist or this: Skulls & Bones - Pet Cabalist
Do note that Cabalists tend to be harder to play than Conjurers due to the comparitively fragile nature of Necromancer pets + the fact that having to cast stuff like transmuted Blightfiends or Reap Spirits every few seconds won’t be easy if you also have to kite.
Also, speaking of Conjurers, if you ever feel like you want an offensive oriented version of it while still following my lazy playstyle, this is the best I have to offer atm: Sanguine Lupus - Pet Conjurer
The Mogdrogen based devotion setup can make it harder to play than The Fluffy Squishy, however.
Now, if you have something particular in mind that you want to try but haven’t found the perfect fit yet, do let me know and I can try to tailor make a build to suit your needs (But no promises there, though I can still try).
Also if you have further questions, feel free to ask 