Welcome back to Grim Misadventures. First, a warning: due to a bank error in the forum code, you may be seeing duplicate development updates today. This one is absolutely the real one. Please disregard any other posts as they may provide false promises and set unrealistic expectations.
Now, last time, we unveiled some bad guys that really want your blood. Whatever, you did not read the lore notes anyway. Go kill them for loot.
Since you always choose violence, the items below should help:
Please note that as the expansion is still under development, the following information is probably wrong. Who knows? We don’t!
Farmageddon
The real reveal here is that we named an item Farmageddon.
Endium
Tamefire
It’s really tame.
Desaturated Crescent
Fangs of Asterkarn features some uniques, and probably a monster infrequent or two. We stopped counting twenty updates ago. Some items were apparently asleep, but we will wake them up for you. This sentence was written to pad the word count but as it turns out writing a sufficiently lengthy sentence without performing grammatical atrocities can actually be challenging to pull off when you are making this up as you go without the assistance of a thesaurus, chat-gtp, or any of the other versions of language learning models that are currently out on the internet, which would make life really hard for us but thankfully we are not teachers and nobody is grading this for being a run-on that is almost certainly deliberately missing some punctuation somewhere in the first third.
Enjoy the rest of April 1st!