This might look like a complaint, but it isn’t one.
I just had some thoughts and wanted to share them.
I enjoy pet builds in GD.
Having said that… What the fuck is a walking simulator?
I mean, I know the term.
I’ve played pet / summoner builds in PoE and LE, where there was a possibility to actually play with a “move to” command and the horde of fanboys eliminated everything in sight.
That was a walking simulator.
Then I tried pet builds in GD and what the fuck are those people talking about?!?
Pet builds are the most piano I ever played in this game.
Let’s establish the baseline: auto-attack builds are the most braindead this game has to offer.
Regardless if it’s melee, ranged, 1h + shield, 2h, dw.
Any 6 possible combinations of these are borderline passive gameplay to the point that you just hold down your DAR on left click, regularly spamming auxiliary skills like ring of steel, movement skills, debuffs with shout or curse, etc.
And of course occasionally press buttons for vibes (pneumatic, blood of dreeg, seal, ascension etc) and spacebar for dodging if you really feel like it.
Spam casters play quite similar to that, with just a bit more nuance (sometimes).
Do I even need to mention retal builds?
Now, what do we have with pets?
On paper we just summon the bois and start walking.
In practice, the walk is slow and can be dramatically improved with pressing buttons.
And if Occultist side of this feels quite manageable — we just spam blood on cd and throw curse on every hero we see once; the moment we add either shaman or god forbid the necromancer to the mix — we’re fucked, big time.
With Shaman we get to use Wendigo Totem which has to be strategically placed, not just randomly thrown anywhere on the screen. And we have to recast it, minding the positioning, throughout every meaningful fight.
Then Devouring Swarm provides additional debuff (if we benefit from the damage type). At least this is applied in general direction of the enemy, which is nice. But it’s another button.
Then we maybe want to use Primal Spirit, and considering <100% uptime we, once again, have to consider when to use it. Well, at least it’s not positional.
But if we’re looking at Necromancer… God I hate this mastery for how many buttons it provides (TBF this is relevant for any playstyle involving Necro, but is especially painful for me in pet builds), even more so because those buttons are fucking great.
So, Bone Harvest (Soul Harvest) isn’t optional.
Then there is reap spirit as a “spammy” cd cast.
Call of the Grave isn’t optional.
Ill omen, which I don’t understand.
And finally Mark of Torment, which looks like a skill from a melee kit to me but is somehow taken in both pet builds that are currently in top 20, and it has to be used strategically.
So that’s at least 4 buttons from a single mastery of necro. 5 if you feel fancy.
3 from Shaman.
2 From occultist.
Then there is almost mandatory “pet attack” command which is very helpful for positioning, moving the bois from the puddles, focus fire. Extra good in Bysmiel Occultist because Raven projs shotgun (or do they?).
Then there is, of course, a movement skill.
And an Aether Cluster if we’re playing HC, but I’ll keep that out because HC is a challenge we’re taking willingly, it’s not forced on us.
So 2 buttons for pet attack and movement skill, and about 4-6 more buttons depending on the mastery combination. That’s upwards of E I G H T buttons for fuck’s sake!
Oh and don’t forget that as a decent cuck you’d probably want to have a left mouse bound to move only, which leaves you with one less option.
All of that — and people on Reddit keep talking about pet builds being walking simulators like it’s 2020 and we’re playing Summon Zombies in PoE.
And I’m looking at my Belgo Blademaster with a DAR on left click, SS on right click, and RoS and PB on whatever because it gets spammed off CD with Z E R O consideration.
Meanwhile both the Conjurer and the Cabalist (pets ofc) I’ve played made me F E E L the meaning of the word “piloting”.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m cool with this stuff (well maybe except Necromancer).
But I would be eager to bite the face off of anybody who tells me GD pets builds are walking simulators.
