Here at Crate Entertainment, we are in the business of MOAR.
We’re not just stopping with v1.1.9.6, which is currently in playtesting. We’re actively working on two patches at once and are absolutely pumped to preview the upcoming v4.1.2.2. Sure, you’ve had one patch, but what about second patch? Check out the exciting overhaul to many game systems and mechanics in the Patch Notes section.
We hear you. Patches are amazing, and we want one every day. But we’re not stopping there. It’s about time Crate Entertainment has ventured into the physical realm. So today we proudly present our first array of Grim Dawn merch!
Welcome, traveler!
First up, it’s not a product reveal without Barrowholm’s finest. Starting today, he can be a part of your home too with the Scorv Body Pillow! Just…don’t leave him alone with any guests. He cuddles, he grins, he’ll whisper Ravager’s comforting words into your ear. Blessed day!
Disclaimer: Scorv Body Pillow may induce visions of raw meat and a sudden urge to feast. Do not use Scorv Body Pillow if you are easily influenced by spectral entities. Scorv Body Pillow is not a replacement for friends, family, or wendigos. Any blood stains are purely decorative.
A crowning achievement in Gazer wear.
Don’t turn around now, but there’s someone gazing into your very soul right behind you. Yes, Gazer Man is jumping out of the game and straight into our hearts. Disguised with a stylish hat to blend in with the unsuspecting humans, you will never see it coming, that is unless you check your tracking info regularly.
Disclaimer: Gazer Man is always watching. Stop using Gazer Man immediately if you experience any of the following symptoms: dizziness, possession, intense mutations, corpses rising up from the ground. Do not try to wear Gazer Man like a shirt, not sure where you’d even get that idea.
That’s all for today, but keep your eyes peeled for more exciting announcements!
We hope everyone has a great April 1st!
